(personally, I hate "goal oriented" people. I can't relate to people who make plans and have tasks) I'm only doing this because I'm bored.
So 2013, the OBVIOUS is:
1. GET A JOB. As you all know, I have not been gainfully employed for AN ENTIRE FUCKEN YEAR. My goal in 2013 is to stay that way. (RELAX, it's only sarcasm ...) I figure that if I don't worry about it, then something will happen. Like reverse psychology or an ether mind-fuck. All last year I worried and sweat about every single resume I sent out and not one second of anxiety brought forth a prospect. Did I get a job? No. So, I'm not doing that anymore. A job will come, when a job will come and it doesn't matter if my resume does not contain the correct verbage that employer computers are looking for. What will be, will be. I spent half my afternoon on Huffington Post commenting and fighting with all the right wing tea-baggers who believe that people like me are unemployed because we're lazy and don't want to work. I hope they all get laid off. One guy by the name of JASON, replied to my comment about the difficulty finding work and said "that he would NEVER BE UNEMPLOYED BECAUSE HE'S NOT A LEECH." Fuck you Jason.
2. I WILL NOT WORRY ABOUT NOT GETTING A JOB. This is crucial. Though I will continue to send my resume to the countless establishments that are hiring (according to all the idiots on Huffington Post) and into the netherworld of cyberspace. I WILL NOT stress, nor will I become a statistic by snapping and taking a chain saw to all the cars in my condominium complex when I receive yet another response to the submission of my resume and carefully articulated cover letter ...
Please do not respond to this email; it was automatically generated to acknowledge receipt of your resume. Thank you for your interest in the Legal Secretary-LA opening with our BIG FANCY LAWFIRM. We have received your resume and are reviewing it against our current requirements. We will contact you if your qualifications meet our current requirements.
Human Resources Department
In the real world this means:
3. I don't want to read any more positive, uplifting bullshit messages or get any stupid advice like "why don't you start a business?" REALLY? ASS-WIPE. Yeah. And while I'm at it, I think I'll start drafting the plans for the estate I'm going to build on my vineyard in Napa
Regular people do not start businesses or want to be CEO's nor do they have the discretionary funds to "reinvent" themselves. THEY JUST NEED A JOB. How hard is that to understand?
4. I am not going to get all riled up by the likes of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and the spawn they have created that will probably have a ridiculous, stupid "K" name, nor am I going to continue to hate Lisa Vanderpump for being rich. It just takes way too much energy.
I do, however, want to thank all of you amazing people who come by and visit my site. I love that you "get" me and I love reading your comments. I know you all understand that what I say, I say in jest ... I would be so disappointed if you thought that I took all these idiots seriously. I mean, it's all I write about and I know you visit me because I'm all about the hating ... and that's what I like about you. You validate my hatred ... and that's a good thing.
So with that said, here's to 2013! FUCK IT!